I'm smart(-er than I look), funny, self-deprecating, and lovably vulgar. I have a 12 year old son who's quite the foodie and likes to talk All. The. Time. I also have a 4 year old (going on 24-year-old) daughter who emerged from my vagina with DIVA tattooed on her soul. Girlfriend knows what she wants, and I'm pretty sure it's my alpha female family status. (Good thing she's cute.) My husband is a real smart-ass who cusses and farts a lot, but he's brilliant and loyal and makes me fat-cackle and looks pretty sexy in his uniform, so I'm happy to call him my Best Friend. With Benefits.
I won't pretend that my food pics compete with any of the fabulous food bloggers out there - I have zero training in photography, and my equipment consists of my iPhone. I'm also not a chef, nor do I have any professional training as such. But a deep love of food and a decade of cooking and experimenting with flavors and techniques has given me some definite culinary swagger, and the encouragement of family and friends has given me the confidence to write and share with you. Thank you for reading!