Sunday, November 3, 2013

Is That a Shit?

Yep. That's a shit. And it was a good 20 minutes before I realized it was there. Must have happened when I was cleaning my toddler's ass after she pooped herself this morning. 

I couldn't get the smell out of my nose and was beginning to think it was just me. Until I happened to look down and realized it WAS just me. Awesome. The joy of motherhood.

Aren't you hungry now? Me, too. 


Maybe I've just discovered the next weight loss phenomenon. The ShitHappens Diet.

Shitty titties to all, and to all a good Sunday!

Now stop looking at my boobs. Perv.


  1. gross. your skin looks creamy and smooth though.

    1. Only because MFAMB turned me onto Ole Henriksen.